Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Advertising Joke

Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean?

NEW - Different color from previous design. 

ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. 

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments. 

ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it. 

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope. 

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work. 

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix. 

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours. 

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell

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