Showing posts with label Just For Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Just For Fun. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Advertising Joke

Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean?

NEW - Different color from previous design. 

ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. 

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments. 

ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it. 

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope. 

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work. 

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix. 

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours. 

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Famous advertising quotes for 27th March 2014

“What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.”
– Don Draper

“It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required.”
– Winston Churchill

“The real question is, will they buy it?”
– Noel Peebles

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.”
– Peter Drucker

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